Week of 9/4/17: Remembering Steve Irwin

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    zyzzyva57 Active Member

    Awaking on 4 Sept 2006, I went online to learn the "Crocodile Hunter" had been fatally wounded not by one of his favorite garden variety venomous snake, but by a damn stingray!
    Charlie Stingray
    was well known for being a bit hot tempered. Reptile denizens of the Batt Reef for a long while sought help from the Australian Wildlife Service to go in and take-out Mr. Charlie Stingray. A barrel of chicken and cow guts was offered by the wildlife service for any Batt Reef sea creature who brought in Mr. Stingray. He eluded the best efforts to snare him.
    "He is plain mean and slippery as heck," one octopus who is a bounty hunter told the Australian Broadcasting Service.
    "Had not Irwin nailed me and sent me jail, I would love to have had nailed Steve O-Reno," said a Black Mamba, living at the Sidney Zoo. "I wanted to see if I still had me chops as a bad-ass mama mamba! Oh, well. Congrats has to go out to Charlie."
    As for Charlie Stingray, he became part of a delicious McDonald's fish sandwich at the Sidney McDonald Store 1AA23 in July, 2007. The Australian Wildlife Service did not investigate.
    Meanwhile, I went out on the 4th, Labor Day, in remembrance of the ""Crocodile Hunter" to get up close and personal with my king snake living in a trash pile. I learned at the ER that I had had a "learning moment" with a Coral Snake. The encounter made me look as if I was the brother of the "Elephant Man"
    Anyway, Steve, you always seemed genuine, and I know a lot of animals miss you
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