OMG! OMG! HOW WARM & G-D FUZZY I AM FEELING THIS WEEK! Hearing Chief Operating Lizards of Fortune 500 companies brings this on—OMG! This week they have moved on from Leftist Worship to caring about Houston! OMG! Let’s practice Wall Street Lizardry by building on the “Mad Money” segment on how to profit from the hurricane, or any awful weather: Layer One and Layer Two… A SHOUT OUT TO INSURANCE COMPANIES for their “out” with the damage if flood related—BUT YOU CARE NEVERTHELESS!... Blood-in-the-street and picking up cigar butts investing is all part of Wall Street Lizardry…. Look, somebody has to make a few extra billion dollars off a tragedy! BUT YOU CARE! Dealing with Chaos… Looking back, learning from Hurricane Katrina…. Just maybe now that the hurricane has moved on we can get back to what is important! 2-Trends are showing weakness: How the Trump/Putin/Illuminati stories have simply faded— How is Charlottesville doing as the as the satellite trucks move on? Pray tell, how is "What a great question..." doing?... Hillary ought to title her next bio Hillary 3.0... For another $30 million door stop, ghost written bio Hillary 4.0, then 5.0…. (Canadians, step up and pay to hear Hillary!)… President Trump, donating only a million dollars to hurricane relief! Former president Obama is donating—WAIT! FORGET MAKING THIS COMPARISON, SORRY!... Pray tell, how is Melania Trump's shoes trending, you are asking! Great news! SCREW THE HURRICANE AND THE ONE BUILDING IN THE WINGS! We want to know about her damn shoes! Jesus H "Superstar" Christ, folks! News media, come on! After Labor Day, the Washington cheap French whorehouse “Congress” reopens for business: May we pause…to remember the wise admonition of former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel sagacious saying, 'You don’t ever want a crisis to go to waste; it’s an opportunity to do important things that you would otherwise avoid.” OMG, how these Washington whores will add to the upcoming budget bills! Why do I refer to Chief Operating Officers of Fortune 500 companies as "Lizards," and Board of Directors as "Boards of Complacency"--and you should, too, as well as Buffett and Cramer! See this every time you see Cramer swooning over a Lizard....Imagine all the Lackeys off camera.... Imagine how much this "Mad Money" visit cost investors, because these Lizards and their army of suck ups did not fly in on business class, then stayed at Motel 6.... I have an idea! Why not, why not, a Lenin Like mausoleum-museum for fallen Lizards, located in Omaha, in a certain DQ? People could eat crap and swoon over fallen Lizards! A case study of being a Lizard… Put Them in Prison! Or for at least one weekend, have them in orange outfits picking up garbage! Okay, okay, only one less million dollars to go away.... Yea, Lizards ought to live jail-free, but, alas, accidents do occur with some having to do hoosegow time--which can be rectified! Eluding, Avoiding, and Hiding Out Tips Think and Live as a Spy—the “adversary” can be as simple as the weather you must evade! Why I seek “invisibility” ALWAYS! Have a Grab & Scoot plan: say a “camera bag,” or shaving kit bag, bought from a thrift store—These bags have compartments—Inside for such items as the following: Have a stash of Low Bill cash so not to trip alerts, nor track your evasions, as Credit Cards will ANY MEDICATIONS, aspirin, baking soda, white vinegar, Tampons to stop blood flow—With blood flow: layer on the Kotex—NOT remove—so blood flow will clot—TRUE medical emergencies: no breath, spewing blood, chest pain/radiating chest pain—PROTECT THE CHEST AND BRAIN AT ALL COSTS! Extra-long shoe strings and/or dental floss (it is strong, thin string)—Paracord… Swiss knife and/or Kubotan (for attitude adjustments) — Can be made, for example, a key chain Latex gloves to avoid contamination and to avoid leaving fingerprints, and “Dumpster Diving” Solar powered flashlight, Several burner phones—REMOVE THE BATTERIES SO CELL TOWERS WON’T TRACK YOU, however when disposing, turn the phone on, then toss onto a freight train or long distance semi (truck stops are great) so the authorities become misdirected Practice now how to center-down, and stay this way when the worse is happening ALWAYS note the exits others will miss, such as punching through the bathroom ceiling Watch now horror movies to know what NOT to do: No high heels, nor other purely for-looks footwear Sneaking up/sneaking away when inside a structure: wear, for example, socks—NO solid soles No roadways or paths Avoid warehouses and alleys, because of potential shootouts Yell “FIRE!” not “HELP!” when wanted to be found, or misdirect With hurricane help, please remember the animals!