Week of 4/10/17: Great Week for "Better Call Saul" & Legal Associates

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    Ambulance Chase Daily Legal Log reported with the United Airline booking fracas that attorneys at law focusing on “ambulance chasing” should turn their attention not only in areas of transportation, but other areas, as well, with both deep pockets and special booking procedures.
    Other areas also have deep pockets. Legal columnist famed Netflix’s famed attorney at law Mr. James Morgan "Jimmy" McGill, Esq., also known by the trade name Saul Goodman, suggests ambulance chasers look at such areas as hotels as well as hospitals, doctors, and dentists where often triple booking is prevalent
    “Your dentist might be in for settling double booking issues with a free root canal. Motel 6, a free room. Any Terms of Service you have signed even if simply you clicked Yes. Just tape and edit for maximum impact before putting on YouTube, or Facebag.”

    Reality 1-0-1 on Booking and Terms of Service (TOC):
    • An airline ultimately is a flying aluminum can packed with people “floating” in fuel and electronics with a logo…
    • An airline must constantly juggle this against this, say weather
    • The FFA jumps in with stiff requirements for how much these airline pilots can fly! Thus, flight crews may have to “dead head” to destination X to fly the plane back to Y; and if this is sudden, then the airline must lose money by bumping passengers, which they agreed to for the flight! (See an airline seat as a hotel or motel room: how much can we make off these “seats,” or rooms?!)
    • Note: the only exclusivity (i.e., moats) an airline has is at its hubs—not the route, as trains do…
    Other points for consideration:
    • This is the Bumping record for Major Airline…
    • From purchase of a ticket to the conclusion of a flight, a flight is a complex goulash of sub-contractors—for example, Republic Airways was the feeder airline involved in this instance—Most of these sub-contractors “act” as if they are part of major airline….
    • Major airline pilots usually gain the necessary hours and experience from these feeders
    Your Rights to more and more services are another goulash of legal crap in pages of small print you never read, as for example, software from Microsoft, or iTunes store stuff—You are “renting” XYZ, actually, NOT buying the product, e.g., renting vs. purchasing a home—Microsoft or Apple will play hardball should you “act” as an owner…
    • NOT agreeing equals NO “renting” of XYZ, e.g., try using iTunes without agreeing to its “Terms of Service”—Try reading any TOS if you want a sleep inducer!
    If you come into conflict with the “law” over Terms of Service for XYZ,
    • Shut down, shut up, but as invisible as possible
    • “YouTube” the event
    • With actual police, more and more are taping the Event with you, so make that part of any Big Deal with the law that “Better Call Saul” can exploit…
    • However, understand letting an incident escalate with the law can be deadly, so time on YouTube or Facebag may well not be worth it...
    If you are the seller involved in an incident,
    • Go dark ASAP! SAY NOTHING! Nothing moves away the satellite trucks as your silence…
    • Each week, the news and social media needs noise to stoke into a fire, so don’t become part of the noise, and “Better Call Saul” & Associates industry…
    Yes, SILENCE IS GOLDEN, because apologies equals guilt and will fuel an incident, as well as attract "Better Call Saul" & Associates...

    Donald Trump: Inside His Plan To Wipe Out Korean Leader Kim Jong-un: Can you say, “Amazon’s One Day Shipping?” Trump’s Department of Goldman Sachs has given thumbs up on the trade… Meanwhile, stock guru Mr. Market could not hold back laughing when he told a CNBC’s reporter that Wall Street hates war…. Zen Master reframes an age old question: “Which, my son, came first? The bullets or the bandages? Response: “My master, from the bullets come the bandages”… For PR, United has offered Kim Jong-un a flight to Washington, or anywhere else of his choosing, for “discussions” with President Trump...

    Mr. Market’s Word of the Week: duplicitous

    Quick Tip on handling telemarketers: Answer as “Homeland Security” … Then warn the caller calling this number is the same as calling 911, so with the next call from them, a Home Land Security SWAT team will be sent… This obviously fails to work with the Asian telemarketers...
     
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