Research from the Week of 10/17/16

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    What a delicious week! Hypocrisy reigned! Sheeples vs. the Hypocrite-Liberal Class -- Dear Gawd, thank you for Wikileaks! -- The Illuminati have now been replaced by those dastardly, waskly Russkies! FLEE! The Kremlin will soon be replacing that strange pyramid on the back of the American dollar--AGAIN, THANK YOU, GAWD, FOR THIS WACKY TIME I LIVE IN!....
    The UN by an unanimous vote, voted Movie star Leonardo DiCaprio as "The World's Most Tedious Human"...
    Leo, wearing his new uniform, showed another side of his profound insights: Cybersecurity!
    Leo is currently flying the world in his private jet to point out the internet is down, because of Global Warming--"Trump! Now this! SEE! SEE! SEE!"

    Cramer has some great segments on "Mad Money" this week: Friday's show had some nice Teaching Moments…ditto, particularly Wednesday's show: More people like to stay home, order & PAY online….
    McCormick has an almost monopoly with spice market, so the Justice Department could get interest… (Why doesn't United States v. Paramount Pictures apply to Netflix? "The Court held in this case that the existing distribution scheme was in violation of the antitrust laws of the United States, which prohibit certain exclusive dealing arrangements." Okay, to watch more and more Netflix, Netflix "owns" the theater for its produced products)….
    McCormick owns the spice space, ergo
    Jimmy C. has began again to referring to his daughterS….Jimmy, what happened to that missing daughter?....
    Wed, Jimmy positively glowed with a whole segment to the boy-crush of his life bon vivant Marc Benioff of CRM….
    (Disney ought to do a cartoon feature on this love affair)....
    OHMYGAWD! This next week The Kingdom of Apple reports, so no sleep for Jimmy who is so excited--Sorry Marcy, but Timmy C. will replace you in this love affair...
    (WAIT! WAIT! Memo to Disney: add Timmy C to this cartoon I propose, so you can have conflict--Call the movie, hm, "A Love Triangle on Wall Street"...ANOTHER IDEA: Movie star Leonardo DiCaprio, "The World's Most Tedious Human," could do a voice over! YES! YES! YES!...Who would do Cramer? YES, CRAMER!
    You are most welcome, Disney--Yes, you can slip me a million bucks and list me on the movie credits as 'Story Consultant')...

    I voted, yea, for Trump….I will do 'bout anything to piss-off the hypocrite liberal, plus I hate all this double-teaming by the hypocrite liberals--though, though Madonna did make an interesting offer! (and it is legal, because anything a hypocrite liberal does is legal)--Will she also provide FREE Viagra?....
    BRAVO! WIKILEAKS!...Biden: ‘I Wish’ I Could Fight Trump, ‘Take Him Behind the Gym’…ME, TOO, UNCLE JOE--Sell tickets with the proceeds going to the Clinton Foundation--Madonna, mam, you could be in charge of refreshments!...
    A massive amount of money hopefully could be needed November 9th for the "Relocation of the Snowflake Hypocrite Liberal" IF Trump wins--Canada, ENJOY THESE REFUGEES (torry, May-e-co, no-o fleeing Snowflakes for you)--We Sheeples may be able to survive without Barbara S--WHAT IS THAT SOUND?! ELAN M IS FIRING UP THOSE BARBRA STREISAND ROCKETS TO MARS--Memo to the Martians: Guys, honestly, these Snowflake hypocrite liberals will become so, so damn tedious, regardless what Madonna will offer (Hint: she will come across) -- Regards, Earth Sheeple Class...P.S., "Martians, get ready to be warned 'bout Global Warming, Chilling, or Something or Other....P.S.S., honestly, do-not allow Leonardo DiCaprio to swoop in with private rocket--he is so freaking tedious and pompous...

    NYC is installing "Suicide Mats" over the streets of Wall Street in fear of a Trump win -- One source says the city is gearing for a "Brexit" like suicide event on November 9th …
    CNBC has emergency generators ready, while Jim Cramer has a generic show ready…The once movie/novel bad boy Hannibal Lecter, but now the low-key tailor to the Wall Street sociopaths and psychopaths, showed his "Mat & Mattress" suit for possible Wall Street jumpers Nov. 9th…
    The Wiki Leaks of Hillary Clintons talks about Gold Sacks having an army of Samurai cocked: CEO Lloyd Blankfein says he has a mean team ready: "Sheeples will regret electing Trump!"….

    Some interesting reading:

    Consider adopting a pet from the Kill Shelter -- Start with the most unwanted animals, please

    Enjoy the week ahead
     

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