Inner Peace

[MoMoney4Me]

By following this simple advice I heard on the Dr.Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to finally achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Doritos, a box of chocolates and the remainder of my Old Prozac prescription.

You have no idea how FREAKING good I feel!!

[TonyM]

That'll take the edge off of a bad trade.

[aiki14]

By following this simple advice I heard on the Dr.Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to finally achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Doritos, a box of chocolates and the remainder of my Old Prozac prescription.

You have no idea how FREAKING good I feel!!

Nice!