I nearly flipped!

[Tooty]

I haven't been paying attention to the news as of late and my mother told me this... "Did you hear what Krammer said the other day?" At this point I thought she was talking about Jim Cramer because she knows I like to watch his show.

"No Mom, what did he say?"

She continued to tell me about the racial tirade that Krammer the actor fired out on Friday. The n-word this, the n-word that.

All the while thinking it was good ole Jim, I said I can't believe he would say that... Oh man that's crazy. He will lose his show, etc, etc. Then I talked about Madmoney and stocks. Finally she corrected me that it was Cosmo Krammer rather than Jim Cramer.

Whew! Still it was pretty damn stupid for this display but it wasn't my Cramer. So shame on the other Krammer.

[zyzzyva57]

When I saw what Krammer did, I was so Appalled that for a brief moment in time I was not zyzzyva57!

Never mind what was said to Krammer!

(Two wrongs don't make a right, except in quantum physics)

I was so sicken I grabbed a piece of paper and cut my tongue

I, I admit I was tired after staying up for a week to stay abreast on the major news story of Tom Cruise's beautiful, beautiful wedding, so, okay, perhaps I was a tad rash

But things like the Krammer dust-up and the upcoming Tom Cruise divorce are so important that this time next year I will still still be reeling (as I still am over Rodney "why can't we all just get along" King)

When I pray I look in the direction of Paris Hilton

My ex said I was petty

I cut my tongue twice over that

My doctor says this is the reason for my speech impediment

That hurt

So, I cut my tongue again

(Two hurts can make a right)

I am such a good person

Do you love me?