zyzzyva57
09-24-2011, 08:44 AM
HP, Yahoo, and Netflix convinced me of zombies
It must be nice when your pink slip (http://www.businessinsider.com/soon-to-be-canned-hp-ceo-apotheker-will-get-94-million-for-his-lousy-year-of-work-2011-9) is in the form of a check for millions, do I get a Boo-yah?!
It must be nice when you apply to be a CEO your big hiring point is you were fired as a CEO for being plain sorry, and you get the darn new CEO job, do I get another Booyah?!
Summit, N.J.: Today, CNBCs most popular stockmeister, announced his engagement to Mr. “Little” Timmy Geithner, currently the Secretary of Treasury. Many viewers of Mr. Cramer’s highly popular CNBC show “Mad Money” have been wondering why their favorite stock seer over the past few weeks seemed to be in a nightly swoon over Mr. Geithner, reaching what many psychiatrist consider dangerous AP (Adulation Peek) levels the week of Sept 19th. The marriage ceremony will be conducted by no less than FED chairman Mr. Ben Bananke. Both Mr. Cramer and Mr. Geithner were excited to learn one of the little known facts about the position of FED chairman is s/he can perform marriage ceremonies (and walk water). The to-be-announced marriage date will be held at the World Gold Trust Services (http://maps.google.com/maps?q=C%2FO+World+Gold+Trust+Services%2C+LLC%2C+4 24+Madison+Avenue+3rd+Floor+New+York+10017+United+ States%20(SPDR+Gold+Trust+%5BETF%5D)), LLC; 424 Madison Avenue 3rd Floor; New York, NY 10017, according to the managing director Mr. Bob Dean of the “GLD” gold ETF. The couple will honeymoon at one of the palatial suites located in the deep bunkers of Apple, Inc. In a press release, Mr. Steve Jobs, CEO Emeritus of Apple, Inc. stated he will visit the "honeymoon suite" to simply breath into the air for Mr. Cramer, as well as let Mr. Cramer touch the iPhone 14 slated for 2014. Doctors will be standing by in case Mr. Cramer is overwhelmed with what could be a fatal level of AP.
It must be nice when your pink slip (http://www.businessinsider.com/soon-to-be-canned-hp-ceo-apotheker-will-get-94-million-for-his-lousy-year-of-work-2011-9) is in the form of a check for millions, do I get a Boo-yah?!
It must be nice when you apply to be a CEO your big hiring point is you were fired as a CEO for being plain sorry, and you get the darn new CEO job, do I get another Booyah?!
Summit, N.J.: Today, CNBCs most popular stockmeister, announced his engagement to Mr. “Little” Timmy Geithner, currently the Secretary of Treasury. Many viewers of Mr. Cramer’s highly popular CNBC show “Mad Money” have been wondering why their favorite stock seer over the past few weeks seemed to be in a nightly swoon over Mr. Geithner, reaching what many psychiatrist consider dangerous AP (Adulation Peek) levels the week of Sept 19th. The marriage ceremony will be conducted by no less than FED chairman Mr. Ben Bananke. Both Mr. Cramer and Mr. Geithner were excited to learn one of the little known facts about the position of FED chairman is s/he can perform marriage ceremonies (and walk water). The to-be-announced marriage date will be held at the World Gold Trust Services (http://maps.google.com/maps?q=C%2FO+World+Gold+Trust+Services%2C+LLC%2C+4 24+Madison+Avenue+3rd+Floor+New+York+10017+United+ States%20(SPDR+Gold+Trust+%5BETF%5D)), LLC; 424 Madison Avenue 3rd Floor; New York, NY 10017, according to the managing director Mr. Bob Dean of the “GLD” gold ETF. The couple will honeymoon at one of the palatial suites located in the deep bunkers of Apple, Inc. In a press release, Mr. Steve Jobs, CEO Emeritus of Apple, Inc. stated he will visit the "honeymoon suite" to simply breath into the air for Mr. Cramer, as well as let Mr. Cramer touch the iPhone 14 slated for 2014. Doctors will be standing by in case Mr. Cramer is overwhelmed with what could be a fatal level of AP.